Prices

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Pe proud of the products and the service that we offer. We are not the cheapest but then the best things in life rarely are.

Each of our items are individually priced and you can purchase them by simply clicking on the [add to basket] button.

1. 27 Scents !

The price of our luxury toilet tissue will depend on seasonal fluctuations as the poopoo tree (from where we source our raw materials) is only harvested at two times per year.

At the moment we are charging £20 per box of 100 sheets for the standard sheets and £25 per box of 100 sheets for the perfume infused sheets (27 scents available).

2. Consultancy

We enjoy being of service, and we like to offer you a helping hand.

We want to add value to your daily experience.

• We charge £300 per hour in blocks of one hour (so for example if you need 3 hours work, it will cost you £900).
• We have a minimum charge of £500 (so if you only want one hour, it will cost £500, not £300).
• We offer a discount of £150 if you order 8 hours all at once (so if you buy 8 hours of our time, you only pay £2250).

For only £300 an hour we can make your Throne Room experience something special - and help your confidence grow as  a result.  Phone us now, or ask us to contact you, We're here to help

For larger work we will give you a proposal with a fixed fee for the work that we undertake.